MAIN MENU10 Categories Of People That May Not Afford To Browse When Data Rates Increases
Despite the quagmire state of the nation, the Nigerian Communications Commission (NCC), has chosen to add
to our problems by mandating local service providers to increase their data rates for irrelevant reasons, starting
from the 1st of December. Without deceiving ourselves, this directive from NCC will be unfavorable to subscribers as many may denied frequent internet access. Without wasting time, the
following people may no longer have access to the internet when data rates increases.
1. Broke guys Recession has turned many financially buoyant guys tobecome broke that they cant even boast of two square
meal let alone subscribe for a full month data plan. Many will agree with me that NCC will only be compounding these peoples problems because they will have to borrow phones from their enemies just to check their Bet9ja tickets.
2. Whatsapp subscribers The whatsapp subscribers are so economical that they
can manage 10MB for a whole year without getting exhausted. By the time 20MB monthly whatsapp plan is reduced to 2MB per month, these people will only
switch on their data once in every 23 hours just reply the pending whatsapp messages
3. Facebook subscribers Once data rates increases, monitoring spirits on facebook will drastically reduce as guy will not be able to ass-lick ladies on social media. In fact, they will only view ladies profile pictures on Facebook and will not be able to comment since they will be managing
their weekly data plans which might be reduced to from 25MB to 10MB
4. Stingy/Greedy people These are the people that have money yet stingy to
themselves. Even if they re being offered 50GB for N1,000, they will still wail and complain that they deserve more. These people are likely to use their money to
gulp beer and devour nkwobi when data rate is Increased as they see it as waste of money.
5. Night crawlers These are the people that cant browse during the daytime but will have to wait till 12am so that they can
subscribe for N25 night browsing just to dowload from naijauncut and xvideos. I believe its cruelty if service providers increase data rates and cease night browsing plans because these people will no longer have any hope of surfing the net even at midnight
6. Cheap phones users Some people are using cheap phones that cant even
subscribe Airtel 3GB monthly plan. When data rates is increased, they may choose not to subscribe again their monthly data plan can even buy their phones.
7. Those who relay on people for data sharing Those who rely on people to share data with them will be put to shame because, increase in data rates will
make those who share data with them to become stingy. These people will become wailers and will begin to rain curses on Buhari and NCC
8. Ladies who rely on men for subscription
I know that thing will soon go worse that most guys will not be able to subscribe for themselves let one subscribe for ladies. Therefore, ladies will be willing to trade their virginity for data subscription so that they can have access to Facebook and whatsapp. The ones who cant do this will be stranded as life will become boring to them.
9. Data resell stammers Those who spam social media with ridiculously cheapdata plans may not be able to even subscribe let alone
spam websites in a bid to scam people.
10. Thugs/Derailed I have already predicted that increase in data rates will
bring about peace on social media as hooligans, bashers and derailers will not be able to subscribe let alone bash people on social media. This implies that
only the rich will be found on social media.
Which other type again Abeg make una remind me
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